Sleep Lab
So I had my sleep study last night at the Sleep Lab. It was a miserable experience. Two hours being hooked up to all manner of electrode and sensor. I had to go pee in the middle of the night and it took the lab dude a half hour to make me mobile. I almost peed myself. He not only unhooked the oxygen sensor from my finger but wrapped it around my wrist and tied it in a bow. Typical night workers ... freak. Okay I shouldn't diss him because he was incredibly attentive. Every time I twitched he came in and checked on me. Just trying to sleep dude. Punchline is I have sleep apnea. World class sleep apnea. I stop breathing 90 times each hour. It's a wonder I'm only cranky and not homicidal. And I have to go back for another night. They didn't try out the equipment on me because I didn't have any sleep episodes that were long enough to make it worth hooking me up. Not looking forward to this. But they scared the shit out of me ... it's wear this equipment or stroke out.