I'm a criminal.
Last night going home I got pulled over for throwing out a cigarette butt … it’s a criminal offense and I have to go to court on 5/1 with the prostitutes and burglars and drug addicts (I looked at the docket and these are the other offenses listed for today) and I’ll probably go to jail. Unless they take into account that the officer wrote on the violation that I "through burning material" from the car. Maybe I can get away on a grammatical technicality.
