Grammys: Geezer POV

I watched the grammys this year because I wanted to see the Police reunion.  Unfortunately, I fell asleep before their performance. 

I saw Justin Timberlake.  What is the big deal with him?  He's not that good looking.  His voice of very ... ordinary.  Ditto his songs.

I saw Shakira.  She has a beautiful voice but you hardly heard it.  The performance was more about her midriff than her voice. 

I saw Gnarls Barkley.  Loved him.  Loved them?  I guess they are a group, not a guy.  But I like the singer dude ... fabulous voice and presence.  And such teeth.

I saw the Dixie Chicks receiving a number of awards.  I like them just fine but who dressed them?  Were they all pregnant?  And that little one seemed to be caught in a net of some kind.  And she should try and rein in that flippancy thing.  You won an award, be thankful, be sincere, get off the stage.  And that other one, not the short one, had her breasts so smashed in by her dress that it pained me.

I wish I could have stayed awake to see the Police.